Here's to you, Ugg boot girl.

You know who you are.

You're prancing around campus in your mini skirt, your big fluffy coat and your $140 Ugg boots. After all, who cares if it's 25 degrees outside when you're so smoking hot? You're turning heads all around while those un-trendy losers who wear pants just stare at you with deep envy. It may be freezing outside, but that doesn't stop you! You're rough, you're tough and you will stop at absolutely nothing to make sure that your butt is hanging out for all the world to see, even in the dead of winter. You're ready to conquer the frozen tundra. When you get hypothermia, big deal! You'll be the most stylish person in the emergency room. You go, Ugg boot girl.